My apologies. I schedule these one-sentence poems as much as 3 weeks in advance. I format the poem, enter a publication date, then his “Schedule.” For some stupid reason, the module in WordPress has a little checkbox next to an option that says–get this–“Publish Scheduled Posts Immediately.” Now, why would someone want that nonsensical option? This is even a better question than “why would Dale check that checkbox?” Anyway, I went into the code of the WordPress module and yanked out the offending code that gave me that stupid option. This means that the next time I prematurely launch something into your inbox or Twitter feed, it will be because of my own stupidity, or evidence that Donald Trump has become an editor of this journal.
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